May 22, 2013

Getting rid of the wife


A beautiful day had just begun.

He was jogging as usual. He felt that the day looked more beautiful than yesterday, but he couldn’t quite point a finger at what was different. Is it Sunday? I usually feel like this on Sundays. But it was not. He took a different route in the park in the middle, finished his fifth round when he saw the bench. Old memories came down flying. Memories of him and his girlfriend. This used to be their bench. The bench they’ll sit on whenever they snuck out of college.

Our bench! He thought and went to the place. It’s been so long.

But wait, someone was sitting on it. Could it be her? Indeed it was her. What is she doing here? She was looking straight, seemingly not at anything in particular. Her face was blank. As he stopped in front of her she lifted her head, looked at him and smiled.

“Hi”

“Hey”

“Beautiful day isn’t it?”

“Umm, I guess” It was awkward talking to her in this place, after so long. And what’s up with the day? She noticed it too?

She looked disappointed with his answer, “Remember this bench?”

“How can I forget?”

“Hmm, I didn’t know you’d come this way. You always go the other way. It’s been long time. Sit down”

He sat down and looked at her. It felt like he hadn’t seen her for ages. She kept looking straight.

“World has not changed much. The view is still the same.”

“Yeah, I feel nostalgic”

“But people changed”

“I guess it’s inevitable. We forget things. Like we forgot this bench.”

“Really?” now she turned to look at him, with those almond coloured eyes, “Even promises?”

“Huh?” he was still lost in those eyes. Oh, how much he loved those. He just realised he had somehow been missing them.

“Remember? on this very bench you promised you’ll love me forever”

“I didn’t forget that”, replied he, snapping out of her eyes, “I still love you.”

“Really?” She turned straight again and looked straight, at nothing.

“Of course. It’s just that life is different now. I have a busy job”

“So have I”

“And other stuffs too. But I’m still the same guy that I was three years ago. What do think has changed?”

“You got married!”, she blamed without turning.

He was shocked. The difference was apparent now. They were not the 'love jodi' they used to be three years ago.

“Hey, don’t blame me. So did you. You can get married and I can’t?”

She turned and looked directly at him as if that had offended her, “At least I haven’t changed after marriage. Even the busy job and married life hasn’t stopped me from loving you. You said you’d love me no matter what happened.”

“Come on. What makes you think I’ve stopped loving you? I still do. I just don’t get time to express it.”

“Huh! Tell that to someone stupid… like… like your wife, who was stupid enough to marry you” she said grumpily.

“Haha, I don’t think she’ll understand” he smirked.

“So mister family man, I never asked you, how’s married life treating you?”

“No problem, all is fine” he said flatly, and then gave it a little thought, “Except I feel this tremendous pressure from both the families. It’s like I have a huge mission to fulfil. I thought marriage was just between two people. It turns out to be a union of two big families, two communities in this case. I can’t give more attention to either of them or the other will get offended. I feel overwhelmed by this duty. And then there’s this demanding job. Don't even get me started with the wife.”

“Hey you don’t have to be so worked up about marriage, honey. What is marriage anyway? Just a socially acceptable way to be with a woman.”

Only you can put things so clearly and simply, he thought, “You think so? But what about all the relatives? I don’t even remember half of their names.”

“To hell with them all”

It took him some time to comprehend her words, except he didn’t want to go to hell ‘with’ them.

“I guess you’re right.”

Neither of them spoke for a long time. She was looking straight again. Is she trying to avoid eye contact? Then he broke the silence.

“So how’s your married life going?” He smiled at her, expectantly.

“Truth be told, not so good.” She looked at him. He could see a twinkle in her eyes, a film of moisture a tad more than usual. It was a sign of sorrow. She wasn’t lying, apparently.

This concerned him. He always thought she was happy with her life.

“Why? What happened?”

“Nothing much.”

“So what’s the problem?”

“That’s it. Nothing much has happened since our marriage. Hubby used to shower love during the first few months of the marriage. It was heaven. I almost forgot my college life you know", she looked at him to see if that makes him angry, "After a year in, all faded away. He comes from work, eats, sleeps. Sometimes not even a word before sleeping.”

“I’m so sorry dear”, He said “I thought you were happy”

“Hmm that’s okay. You were always against this marriage. You said you'll marry me after getting strong in the industry. My parents wanted to hurry, you know how they are. I couldn't say no to them. I’m sorry it ended up like this.”

“It’s forgotten. Don’t bring that up.”

“You always forget things. You got a wife and you even forgot your girlfriend”

“Hey don’t say that? I didn’t forget anything. Life’s like that. I’m trying to make sense of it. What do you want me to do?”

Her eyes brightened “I want you to be my boyfriend again”

“What?” he was taken aback. This wasn’t an expected twist.

She persuaded, “Come on. Neither of us is happy with our marriage. What’s the point of having such a thing? I’m craving for your love!” There was a hint of desperation in her voice.

“And how would that work out?”

“It’s easy. Talk more to me, your girlfriend, not your wife. I know the job is tiring to you. Talk to me on phone during the lunch break. I’m sure you have plenty of free time. Let’s do this for starters.”

“And?”

“A movie every Friday evening. Then we have wild party, privately, like old days. What say?”

“You make it sound so simple”

“It is simple. Just you and me, like the couple we used to be. God, I want to get away from those stupid saris that the marriage warrants me to wear. And you! don’t wear anything uncle-ish like you do now. You’re not an oldie. Wear something hip, like you used to. Take out your bike and nobody will know we’re married people.”

He tried to make sense of it, and then nodded feebly. Sounds like a good plan. Deep down, he knew he wanted it too.

“Sure” He smiled then after a long awkward silence he finally finished “I think you should go home now. It’s getting late. Go and do whatever it is you do, make breakfast for your husband or whatever. I have to finish two more rounds”

“Okie dokie, lover boy” she gave him a smirk and took off.

He sat there, thinking about what had just happened. It’s all my mistake, he thought, and I should correct it. He stood up breathed out and ran two more rounds. He then took the other direction, opposite to his usual exit. He had to buy things. While walking, he took out his phone and used a mobile app to book two tickets to some random movie. It didn’t matter what movie it was. He then went to the grocery store, bought some eggs, bread and milk for breakfast. The counter boy noticed him grinning widely and said “Great day isn’t it sir?”

“Beautiful day!” Why do I keep thinking of the day? Maybe it’s a sign.

He reached home, opened the door with his key and entered. It was still dark inside, the lights were still off and the atmosphere little dry and definitely warmer than outside. He kept the groceries in the kitchen. Just one final thing to do, he told himself, get rid of the wife. He came to the bed room. His wife was curled up in bed. Slept Again? He slowly slithered into bed, pulled over the bed sheet and hugged her from behind.

“Mmh. Got the things?” she murmured. He could almost hear her smile.

“Yup, and guess what? I met an old college friend in the park.”

“Oh really? What a surprise!”

“Hehe, yeah. It made me realise things haven’t changed a bit from back then.”

She chuckled without turning, “What are you? Old man? Talking of things back then

“Hmm, I thought I was. All this work, marriage and stuffs, made me think I’m some old guy already. It’s time I dropped all the pretentious duties I had imagined for myself.”

“Oh! Don’t forget your responsibilities towards me as a husband, okay?”

“That’s what I want to talk about. I don’t want to be your husband anymore” tightening his grip on her.

She giggled again. “What are you, proposing divorce now?”

“Kind of like that. A different kind of proposal” He grabbed her and turned her to look into her eyes, his favourite almond coloured eyes. “Will you be my girlfriend again?”

There was a twinkle in her eyes. A thin film of moisture built up. This time it showed a different emotion. It was ecstasy.

“I was a fool. In the pursuit of happiness I forgot it was with me all along.” He said, feeling himself pulled into those eyes again.

“It’s not your fault. Your intentions were honest. You worked hard to make me happy but forgot that you are my happiness.”

They kept looking into each other’s eyes for a few seconds, and then burst into laughter.

“Look at us, talking like old couples already” she said still chuckling.

“Haha! Oh and I bought two tickets for a movie. It’s Friday, remember?”

“Great! What movie?”

“I don’t know!”

“Awesome!”

He slowly loosened his hands over her and got up saying “I better go get a shower; I’ll be late for work”

She pulled him back saying “There’s still time, you don’t work on Fridays anyway.” He fell back without much effort from her side. The bed has such gravity.

“And by the way, happy second anniversary! That’s what I was thinking of, sitting on the bench after my three rounds.”

“Oh!” he smacked his face.

A beautiful day had just begun.

May 16, 2013

Let's order food tonight

“Son, I’m going to show you how to get food today” father cat summoned his son, a baby cat.

“Wow! cool dad. Let’s go hunting!” screamed the kitten enthusiastically.

“Hunting?” father widened his eyes “Ho ho hold it right there son. We don’t hunt.”

“But we are the cat family. All our relatives hunt. Cheetahs, Tigers, Lions” Said a disappointed son.

Father placed his tiny paw on the even tinier son’s shoulder “Look son, those relatives of ours are fools. They run behind food, hunt it, fall down, get wounded, chase another prey and finally by a stroke of luck get to eat something. But we are most sophisticated of our cat kinds. We are… the house cats. We have been worshipped by these humans for ages. They wash us, serve us food, make us place to live, clean them regularly and what not. They even pick up our droppings” winked the father proudly.

“Oh! I never thought of it that way” wondered the kitten.

“You are young still my boy. I’m going to show you how to control these pets of ours. So, when I’m not around in the future you may hold the power over these slaves and take good care of them” beamed the dad. The son accepted the honour.

The mighty father took his son to the kitchen.

“This is the food store son. This is where our pets bring and save our food so we don’t have to go out in the sun and hunt on our own. Now watch me carefully. Observe and learn” said the father and walked towards the lady who was preparing food for her kids.

“Hey you! You there. What’s your name again?” shouted the father.

The woman looked down at the house cat meowing at her. She smiled and said “Well hello there Mr. Whiskers. How you doing?”

“Such a long name? All I asked was your name. Are you retarded? She answers different each time I ask her name. Gosh our ancestors never taught these slaves to talk”

The woman bent down to pick him up.

“No no no. No need to touch my feet” screamed daddy cat stepping back, trying to be modest in front of his son. Normally he would allow her to pick him up and pet him. It felt great.

Instead he beckoned his son to come inside the kitchen.

“Look fat lady. This is my son. You should know but I can’t trust your memory. He is going to be the next ruler of this land. So whenever he wants food, you give him. When he wants water, you give him. When he wants a massage, you give him. When he wants to pee, you… uh… you provide him… place to pee. Do you understand, you dim wit? Now heed my command or I will kill you right now. As your master I order you to produce food before me instantly”

The woman felt sorry for the little cat meowing at her with sad eyes.

“Awwww, poor little kitty brought his baby kitten with him. You both must be pretty hungry by now. Look at your eyes, all teary, watery. Here, have some of this dish I’m preparing for the kids. Don’t tell them I gave it to you before them” winked the woman and placed some fish on the cat’s bowl. The cat pushed the bowl proudly out of the kitchen.

“Ha ha ha. That was fun. See son, that’s how it’s done. But I feel sorry for scaring her to death” said the father guilt fully.

“Ha ha yeah dad, you’re awesome. She’ll be traumatized for life. I bet she’s crying right now. ” added the son.

“Here, try this fish. That human maybe stupid but she makes great food” said the father, munching on a bite not realizing that the fish was raw.

Iron man 3

I’m going through a phase where no movie seems to impress me. Being a hard-core comics lover I’ve read all kinds of stories and seen all kinds of twists. The last movie I loved was Avengers exactly a year back. Honestly I didn’t even like Dark Knight Rises; it’s exactly like a comic series I read a while back (with the same name). I don’t know if it happens to everybody but I just lose interest halfway through the movie. It’s like I can tell what’s going to happen next. Just when I had decided that there’s no cure for me, I saw Iron man 3.

Let’s just be honest. The first movie was Okay. The second was a CG packed disaster. Then Tony Stark carried the nuclear warhead into the wormhole destroying the alien mother ship and saving the world (or maybe just New York) in Avengers. We also witnessed him transforming into a selfless hero. Before that he was just a selfish, attention-seeking, wannabe role-model. Even Batman never comes out of his mask and says “I’m Batman” (and by God he says “I’m Batman” a lot). That’s when we learned this Iron man really is something. This story happens after the alien invasion.

Yes, our lovable genius-slash-billionaire-slash-philanthropist is back. Did I miss something? Oh yes, he’s not a playboy anymore. He’s in a committed relationship with, who else, Miss Pepper Potts who was just a personal assistant and then became CEO and finally his lover (workplace affairs I say). Tony’s only concern now is her safety and spends sleepless nights designing better armours trying to keep the only thing he loves safe.

Now we all know what happens when a protagonist is concerned about his love and he just happens to be stupid enough to reveal his secret identity to the world. There’s a reason superheroes wear masks buddy!

Now let’s see who we’ve got here. There’s a troubled genius who once sought Tony for partnership but was let down because our charmer was charming a… better partner. Obviously that’s not gonna go well right? We’ve seen thousands of movies to know that. Tony confesses in the very beginning that he had created demons. I thought that’s just a metaphor. Now that I think of it, that’s a brilliant analogy. Don’t worry, I’m not spoiling the story, people won’t even consider this correlation when they watch the movie. Now you can.

Then we have a terrorist played by Ben Kingsley. Absolutely brilliant performance I must say. When was the last time you saw a bad guy in the movies and thanked god that this character does not exist in real life. He’s that good. He sends out videos like our regular terrorist, looks like a regular terrorist, kills like a regular terrorist, but when you hear his voice you just shrink in your seat. Such a mixture of terror and confidence he exudes that even the president starts sweating in his oval office. But what really impressed (or dazzled, call it whatever) me performance-wise was his other personality. Here’s where I stop and let you find it out on your own.

As if these weren’t problem enough for the poor Tony we have bloody mutants now, err, super-hot mutants exactly. Who are they, what they can do? Well, watch the movie.

Remember when Captain America mocked Iron man saying “Take off the armour and what are you?” I think our Tony took that a little personally (regardless of the perfect comeback in that movie) because he proved what he is even without the armour. You just need brain you see. And brain is another important subject in the movie, because well, that’s our operating system and like any other software it can be upgraded. We do it every day, learning new skills and stuffs. A prodigy takes it further and upgrades the basic kernel, the DNA. Ok now I’ll stop.

Pepper is another amazing character. I like it when the ladies in the movie aren’t just eye candy and actually have a role to play. Pepper is such a great character. No matter how brilliant the guy (Tony in our case) may be, he needs a woman to take care of him. That is our Pepper. She even gives up her CEO position in the second movie because she wanted to look after Tony and not the company. How many women would do that? She is everything a guy could ever want. Gwyneth Paltrow plays it so good (that it was worth looking up her name). No wonder the playboy stopped playing the field and retired.

Now I have to sing praises for another character. Guess who it is! I can safely say that whatever you thought was wrong. No, it’s not Robert Downey Jr (who is such an awesome actor I simply cannot do justice with my writing, he’s the show). The character I’m talking about is not even alive. It’s Jarvis, the Artificial Intelligence system that controls the entire Stark mansion and also is available to Tony in the armour and does his work for him from telephoning people to blowing people up. What I loved about Jarvis is its genuine concern for its master’s welfare often jibing at his recklessness with sarcastic comments. It helps him investigate, it helps him navigate, it gives him company when Pepper has gone to bed and he can’t sleep. It affectionately calls Tony “Sir” and Tony reciprocates by calling it “Buddy”. If computers are this faithful to their creators then there won’t be a threat of computers taking over mankind like in Terminator or Matrix. Is it wrong that I fell in love with a computer and is it even more awkward that the A.I happens to speak in… uh… a male voice?

Whatever, I just loved the scene when Tony is a hundred feet underwater weighed down by his own armour and Jarvis says

“Take a deep breath sir”

Stan Lee makes cameo appearance as usual. In case you’re wondering who in the shell that is, he’s not a martial arts champion and in no way related to Jet Lee or Bruce Lee. True Marvel fan would know Stan. He created many (hundreds in fact) superhit characters like Spiderman, X-men, Fantastic Four, all of Avengers including Iron man. He can be seen in all of marvel movies based on his characters, for a few seconds only though. Why am I saying this? So the next time you see a marvel movie you can look out for a really old guy with bushy white moustache and square glasses. That’s him, the god of Marvel universe. In this movie though, he’s seen judging a bunch of models in bikini. You lucky old *censored*.

There is no lack of humour in the movie. Even during intense moments Tony comes out of the screen and tickles you (3D movie ya’know). Then you’ll laugh and be like “Oh come on! It’s a serious scene” and then you’ll giggle some more.

In overall the movie is okay (in a universe where okay is synonymous to awesome). An evil genius, a terrorist and bunch of mutants may sound cliché but there’s nothing cliché in this movie. You have to see it to see. Seems like the hero is trapped between a pool of bad guys doesn’t it? I guess I made it seem a lot complex. How he deals with all this mess makes a fantastic story.

If you are a Marvel fan like me then you won’t be disappointed. Another marvellous creation from Marvel.

Moral of the story: We all create Demons!